Long ago, Charles Swanson promised to have and to hold his new bride, Miriam, till death did them part. But two decades later, the powerful New York attorney broke his vow, dumped his proper, faithful wife, and took up with a younger woman half her age. But proper doesn’t mean pushover, and anyway, Miriam isn’t alone. She’s got Kevin, a fiftyish gay man who just happens to be her best friend and tenant. Yet just as she’s getting used to her new life, her world is rocked again thanks to Liz, a petite, sassy school teacher from Nowhere, AL. If she’d known what a pain Liz would be, Miriam would never have let her move in. After all, Liz is everything Miriam is not: young and thin and shockingly unproper. Their low-grade struggle takes a new turn, however, when Miriam discovers they’re both dating the same man—the same married man. Turning on their two-timing Lothario, they become fabulous friends. Now the trio, thick as thieves, are having a ball—until Miriam’s son announces he’s getti