A hilarious collection of ways to tell your special someone that they're totally the cat's meow. Waldo Pancake is loved by millions for his bestselling merchandise—featuring hilariously sarcastic, arrestingly poignant messages characterized by his own special brand of humor. This beautifully designed little book is affectionate yet witty, and perfect for those who are seeking a gift for that special person but don't want to pile on the mush.Sentiments include:I only have eyes for you. And TV.You had me at whatever it was you just said.When I put my arm around you, sometimes it's to rest my arm.