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Do no harm. Take no shit yinyang

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E is for existential dread.

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Eat me mushrooms

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Eat shit :)

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DON'T

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How many cats do I need for people to leave me alo

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Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconv

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Has anyone tried turning him off and never back on

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Hell had no fury like a woman who's sick of puttin

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I am pretending to know what you are talking about

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I (heart) dogs. It's people I can't stand.

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Hang in there…it gets worse.

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Have a nice life dickheads!

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HIGH AS F U C K

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If you're always trying to be normal, you will ne

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I'm for all the killing with kindess, as long as p

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If my cat thinks you're an asshole, you're an assh

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I'm in a really bad place right now. Not emotional

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I'm a really nice person who says FUCK a lot.

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If drinking on the front porch counts then, yes,

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If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong

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I'll Rise, But I'm not fucking shinning

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I'm here. I'm awake. Don't push it.

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