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You're never too old to laugh at farts.

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You had me at 'let's day drink'

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You had me at FUCK THE SYSTEM

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You say tomato, I say fuck you.

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Someone keeps putting vegetables in my beer crispe

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Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

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Some things are better left unsaid…but that never

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Sorry for acting weird. I am weird and it will hap

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Sorry for the things I said when I was ovulating

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Science doesn't give a fuck what you believe

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She believed she could so she did

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Science!

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SO WHAT

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STOP HATING ON LAZY PEOPLE, we didn't even do

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Sorry for the things I said when I was ovulating

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Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing withc

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Take no shit, Give no fucks

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Take no shit, Give no fucks

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STAY WEIRD, and read books

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Stay Golden

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