Archie McPhee

Opening Order $200 Wholesale
Re-Order $150 Wholesale

About the Brand

For more than 35 years, Archie McPhee (Accoutrements LLC) has sold funny gifts and novelties to the world. We're the makers of the Horsemask, Handerpants, Possum in a Peanut and all things total nonsense! We feature design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better and are the premiere source for weird stuff in the world.

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Brand Specials

10% FREIGHT CAP ON ORDERS $299+

$800 RECEIVE FREE FREIGHT (BRICK AND MORTAR)

* expires 12/31/25 *

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THE ALCHEMIST DOL XL

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The Alchemist

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The American Heritage Dictionary

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The American Daughters

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The American Catholic Experience

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The American Revolution

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The American Crucible

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The American Gardener

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The Anatomy of Dessert

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The Analects

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The Anatomy of a Calling

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The Analects of Confucius

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