Archie McPhee

Opening Order $200 Wholesale
Re-Order $150 Wholesale

About the Brand

For more than 35 years, Archie McPhee (Accoutrements LLC) has sold funny gifts and novelties to the world. We're the makers of the Horsemask, Handerpants, Possum in a Peanut and all things total nonsense! We feature design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better and are the premiere source for weird stuff in the world.

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Brand Specials

10% FREIGHT CAP ON ORDERS $299+

$800 RECEIVE FREE FREIGHT (BRICK AND MORTAR)

* expires 12/31/25 *

All Products

Danger in the Wilderness

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Rocky Mountain Kidnapping

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Dangerous Montana Inheritance

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Escaping the Wilderness

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Disappearance in Alaska

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Trail of Suspicion

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Texas Christmas Cover-Up

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Christmas K-9 Patrol

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Christmas Under Threat

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Amish Midwife Witness

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Trail of Mountain Secrets

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Buried Mountain Justice

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Shielded by the Cowboy

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Hiding from Danger

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The Library Thief

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The Vineyard at Painted Moon

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Heartless

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Before We Forget Kindness

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Rogue Stallion

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A Good Mother

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When Sparks Fly

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Net Force: Dark Web

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Foolish Hearts

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Other People’s Summers

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