Archie McPhee

Opening Order $200 Wholesale
Re-Order $150 Wholesale

About the Brand

For more than 35 years, Archie McPhee (Accoutrements LLC) has sold funny gifts and novelties to the world. We're the makers of the Horsemask, Handerpants, Possum in a Peanut and all things total nonsense! We feature design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better and are the premiere source for weird stuff in the world.

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Brand Specials

10% FREIGHT CAP ON ORDERS $299+

$800 RECEIVE FREE FREIGHT (BRICK AND MORTAR)

* expires 12/31/25 *

All Products

Forever a Hero

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The Keeper of Hidden Books

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You Can Go Your Own Way

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Salt and Sugar

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The Binding Room

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The Couples Trip

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The Kill List

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Florida Woman

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Lawman

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Kneel

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A Multitude of Dreams

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Dark Web Investigation

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Cliffside Kidnapping

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Rodeo Crime Ring

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Preyed Upon

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The Socialite's Guide to Murder

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A Lonesome Place for Dying

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The Body in the Cattails

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Until Depths Do Us Part

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A Sip Before Dying

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A Matter of Circumstance

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Canter with a Killer

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Smoke and Mirrors

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Dead Man's Leap

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