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Properly Improper offers a bold collection of sweet and sassy gifts, including stationery, accessories, drinkware and more. Founded by a retail product designer, we fuse professional experience with a passion for self-expression. Every product is a celebration of humor, individuality, and the freedom to be unapologetically yourself—no judgment, no rules!
Shop Brand Catalog"Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch" with hearts. Little piece of advice, kids: Mommy needs a glass of wine. Or two. And this key chain. This double sided keychain is acrylic and sealed in a clear coating which helps prevent scratches, giving it a longer life. The colors are vibrant and eye catching.
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Since 1975, we've been bringing together the industry's best brands and retailers. With our experienced sales team across 50 states, four stunning showrooms and 24/7 online marketplace, we make shopping fun and easy.