How to Test Negative for Stupid is the Louisianan’s tongue-in-check observations of political life in America’s capital, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life in Louisiana politics and inside the Senate. The Oxford-educated, good-ole-boy-tongued Senator is folksy, and commonsensical, known for witticisms such as: “I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.” “Always follow your heart . . . but take your brains with you.” “The people the President put in charge are not qualified to manage a food truck.” “Common sense is illegal in Washington DC. I know. I’ve seen it first-hand.” “I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.” “Facebook is a great company, but it's no longer a company;it's a country. That's how powerful it is. And its behavior lately has kind of been getting into the foothills of creepy.”  And one of his most celebrated: “If you