Too many tabs open in your brain? Can’t face another question about dinner or Excel? The Overstimulated Survival Button is here to speak when you physically can’t. Worn on a lanyard like the emergency button it is, it says things like “Back away slowly” and “Approach at your own risk!” so you don’t have to. Ideal for stressed mums, drained colleagues, or anyone one question away from losing it. A funny gift that’s painfully accurate.