In his Communist Manifesto, Karl Marx said: "The theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property." (This isn't actually a sentence, but Karl was very sensitive and nobody wanted to point it out.) In an earlier draft of the Manifesto, however, Marx contemplated one exception to this rule -- he argued that people should be able to have toys of their very own. "Leave the oppressed their harmless playthings. Raggedy Anne is the opiate of the lasses." And so we think it only fitting to offer you this Karl Marx Little Thinker Doll. He's 11 inches tall and is simultaneously adorable and intellectual in his suit, long grey beard, and bushy head of hair. If you are thinking of getting one, we think das is a capital idea!